I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Such a big mess for such a small penis
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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