I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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