ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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