You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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