Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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