That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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