Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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