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(505): View more from New Mexico

My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.

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(505): My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though. http://tfl.nu/1gr0

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(705): View more from Ontario

and you said cock pushups were impossible

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(705): and you said cock pushups were impossible http://tfl.nu/k08s

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(408): View more from California

booty call

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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

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(408): booty call (925): i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy. http://tfl.nu/xuna

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(440): View more from Ohio

do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?

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you should probably use water

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i dont have any

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(440): do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water? (1-440): you should probably use water (440): i dont have any http://tfl.nu/eak0

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(775): View more from Nevada

For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.

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(775): For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven. http://tfl.nu/fqjc

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(519): View more from Ontario

her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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(519): her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs http://tfl.nu/0f09

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(440): View more from Ohio

Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.

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(440): Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table. http://tfl.nu/pm1l

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(804): View more from Virginia

she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.

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(804): she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener. http://tfl.nu/h6je

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops

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(610): yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops http://tfl.nu/nsjn

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(209): View more from California

He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.

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(209): He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding. http://tfl.nu/0fze

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room

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(502): Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room http://tfl.nu/pqte

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.

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(307): I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars. http://tfl.nu/4ihs

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.

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(603): Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn. http://tfl.nu/5a86

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(860): View more from Connecticut

grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone

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(860): grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone http://tfl.nu/vpvv

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(323): View more from California

This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.

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(323): This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin. http://tfl.nu/blfu

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