hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.