That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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