My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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