I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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