well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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