: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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