yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I will be naked everywhere
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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