I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
