I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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