Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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