i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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