The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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