You can't motorboat a personality
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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