It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Randomize
