The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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