This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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