Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
