So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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