just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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