hell yes lets make some ravioli
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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