You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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