This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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