eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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