I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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