Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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