im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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