hotel room ftw
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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