peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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