were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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