Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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