just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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