Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just had sex on a roof
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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