put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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