Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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