you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I understand Curling. That high.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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