Where is the hickey?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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