Kiss
Puke
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I can't put those talents on a resume
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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