I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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