It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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