I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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