Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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