I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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