I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.