Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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