I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We don't watch enough power rangers
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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