i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My penis needs a shock collar
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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