He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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