I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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