He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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