I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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